Different Uses of the Word FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUCK.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only one refered to as :
The "F" Word.
It's the one magical word, just by it's sound one can describe : pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German "Fliccen", which means "To strike."
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories,

As a transitive verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb : "Shirley fucks."


It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as :

An adjective such as : "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely." or "In-fucking-credible."
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the fucking fuckers."


As you must realize, there aren't that many words with the versatility of the word Fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as :

Fraud : "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay : "Aww fuck it."
Trouble : "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression : "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty : "I don't understand this fucking question."
Inquiry : "Who the fuck was that ?"
Dissatisfaction : "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Inconfidence : "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal : "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself ?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multiuse applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech; It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly : FUCK YOU !!