I (Heart) Airheads and Bimbos.

Summer of 2006. A time that will forever live in infamy in the records of Saudi blogs. For the ignorant, it was a time of fear. A time of discord. And a time for discovering. Prominent blogs were silenced for no reason, others just.....disappeared into thin air (Farah where you at babe ?!). But this summer, will be remembered mostly for one event only : The Great Airhead Debate. A battle that was started at first by popular blogger Fedo's post, swiftly followed up by another airhead related post by blogger Dottson. The first shots were fired in the battle of sexes. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, came this :

Funny, in a despicable sort of way. The so-called "Airheads" didn't stay silent however, led by Mona "The Flower of the Kitchen" and the seductively deadly Brazilian Bella, coming up with a one two punch aimed at the newly christened "Attention Whores".
I'm sure that this fight is not over yet ladies and gentleman. Who will have the last laugh ? We'll just to wait and see !!

A suggestion, if I may ladies : I think you should combat hate and haters everywhere, while spreading your message of love and fashion everywhere !! How could you do that you ask ? Why, by starting your very own group !! Society Of Saudi Airheads and Bimbos. SOSAB. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think ? In the spirit of good, clean, heterosexual fun, I also suggest that these ladies be your official mascot :

I would have the pleasure of playing the part of Professor Utonium, while Buttercup is Mona, defined by her tomboish demenor, bitchy attitude and conversations about her shit. Bubbles is Bella, defined by her innocence, beauty and carelessness. Blossom ladies, is up for grabs. Anyone wanting to represent her is welcome to leave their qualities and why they want that role in the comments.

As the great Jay-Z once said :

"I got this young chick, she so immature
She like "Why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"
Like to show-out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
Gotta toss a couple dollars just to shut up her holler.....

I got this model chick that don't cook or clean,
But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean,
Only thing wrong wit' ma, she's always on the scene.
Goddamn, she fine, but she parties all the time."

Be she airhead or bimbo, blonde or brunette, dumb or stupid, I love all ya'll girls. It is a man's world, but it ain't worth nothing without a woman or a girl.


NOTICE : THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. SCRATH THAT, I WANTED TO OFFEND AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE. MOST WON'T EVEN FIND IT FUNNY. BUT I DO. AT LEAST WHEN I WROTE IT, IT WAS FUNNY. HAHAHA. IF YOU WERE OFFENDED BY THIS POST IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, THEN YOU GO ON AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT A COLD HEARTED ASSHOLE WHO EATS BABIES AND BATHES IN THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS I AM. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY OR THINK ABOUT ME. I REALLY DON'T. I WILL NOT SEND YOU EMAILS WITH EMPTY THREATS, AND I WILL NOT BLOCK YOU FROM COMMENTING, LIKE SOME HAVE ALREADY DID. BUT I DO LOVE AIRHEADS. AND BIMBOS. AND ATTENTION WHORES. IN FACT, WHY DONT WE ALL HAVE ONE BIG ORGY SO WE CAN SHARE THE LOVE ? THINK ABOUT IT AND LET ME KNOW. THANK FOR VISITING MY LOVING BLOG. PLEASE COME AGAIN. BTW I'M STILL ON VACATION. OK I'LL GO NOW. BYE.