NIPPLES !!!

Nipples : "Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity. When placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off, will result in your woman asking for more."

NIPPLES.

Sounds fun huh ?! Say it with me. N-I-P-P-L-E-S. Sounds good. Sounds fun. They are fun !! Nipples are THE funnest thing ever. Funner than even Tennis Balls !! Imagine you walking around with no Nipples whatsoever. Sex would be boring, cus with Nipples, come Tits, which always rock no matter what. See-through shirts would be worthless. No such thing as wet t-shirt contests. There would no need for any bikinis anymore. You'd just be walking around with a chest as flat as your ass. Horrible. Thats why Barbie and Ken suck so much.. THEY HAVE NO NIPPLES !!! I don't how they lived with themselves. I personally, would have killed myself.

No Nipples. Disgusting and Horrifying.

As the great Howard Hughes once said : "Sure. Who doesn't like tits ?"

In the 50s, they used to have nipplectomy. Many men found Nipples "disturbing". They were too much fun. Tits, as a word, is worse. Tits. It's final. But Nipples...keeps bouncing back and forth. I's gots nipples, yous gots Nipples, everyones gots Nipples.

Plus, they have lots of uses !! Breastfeeding babies, milk from cows, breastfeeding guys, breastfeeding girls, err.....umm....cleavage and ahh......oh and piercings !!

A Nipple, of a hairy man, which is pierced with an 8ga curved barbell, through the middle of the Nipple.

For the ignorant, Nipples come in many shapes and forms. Big and small, light brown and dark brown, two or three, milky or milkless, etc...

For more info, check the words here, here, and here.

And always remember, Nipples are supposed to be for everybody !! So if you're a girl, then take your shirt off, and strut your thang ! Guys, keep your shirts on please. No one wants to see your Nipples. Trust me they don't look good.

NOTICE : FEMALE NIPPLES WERE NOT PLACED IN THIS ARTICLE FOR FEAR OF BEING BLOCKED, GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY NUMEROUS GIRLS AND GETTING PUSSYWHIPPED BY A CERTAIN POOPSIE WHO THINKS WATCHING PORN IS WRONG. IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND CURIOUS ABOUT HOW GIRLS NIPPLES LOOK LIKE, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLOND AND SHOULD BE PUT DOWN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU ARE STILL CURIOUS, TAKE YOUR BRA OFF YOU DUMBASS. IF YOU ARE A GUY AND CURIOUS ABOUT HOW GIRLS NIPPLES LOOK LIKE, YOU ARE A POOR, SAD EXCUSE FOR A MAN. GO WATCH A PORN MOVIE OR SOMETHING. I HIGHLY RECOMEND THE PARIS HILTON ONE. SHE GOT GREAT TITS. AND......YEAH THAT'S ALL.