Friday, June 30, 2006

Strangers and Marshmallow Clouds.

Funny how some strangers can be so similar to you. Funny how they can create a connection that means nothing at all…and at the same time reveals your deepest secrets, frustrations and fears.

She asked me once, “Tell me about the clouds.”

Marshmallow clouds, with their sheep-like characteristics and their cotton candy swirls. What could she possibly want to know about the clouds? What could I possibly say? Thinking back to this last memory up in the fluff and I figured, why not the truth?

So I said to her, “The clouds are amazing. They’d make you feel as if there isn't even a care in the world. Once we’re up there we become so entrapped in their dream-like warmth it’s hard to imagine anything better. I even begin to wonder why is it we even leave these clouds? But not all clouds are white as snow. So as I was hopping from one to the other I landed in the midst of dark clouds…the kind that rain and rain and scare little children when they sleep. And somehow I find I cannot get off. The thunder is loud and it’s hurting my head. The weather is cold and it’s freezing me to death. And I find no other desire than to hope for clear blue skies.”

Looking up I see complete recognition in her eyes, a smile across her face, as if she has known me for far longer than five minutes. I told her about rainstorms and she saw into my mind.
Oh damn these metaphors.

I read once that metaphors are dangerous. And now I see why. They become so capable of speaking truth when you try so hard to hide it away.


-Deenz

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Argh !! Tagged by VOGUE.

1) You receive a gift. You open it and say "wow this is exactly what I need. It came in time". What is the gift?

Keys to a brand new Mustang baby !!

2) Close your eyes, now open them. You are someone else. Who do you want it to be?

I always wanted to be a normal guy living in the US in the 60s, you know go through everything that happened then.

3) You are setting in a coffee shop in the Champs-Elysées. there are five chairs around the table, you set on one, who sets on the other four?

Uhhhh......mmm.........oh yeah :
1) Dave Chappelle
2) John Mayer
3) My poopsie
4) Johnny Depp


4) They give you a chance to appear on T.V for five minutes. Everyone on the planet is watching you, and everyone will believe whatever comes out of your mouth. What will your message be?

I didn't do it. The jew conspiracy is not real. Get over it. The Holocaust did happen crazy Iranian president. Accept it. You will give me the best apartment in NYC and a huge kickass castle somewhere in Europe, OK Mr. Trump ? Steve Jobs rocks !! Uhhh....so does BK !! Weed and Hash should be legal everywhere worldwide. Come to think of it, it should be free !! Can someone make me anything to eat ?


I tag............. Chocoholic, Doomy and Ubergirl.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

CHANGE

Ernest Hemingway once said that less is more, as in the less you say, the more we know about you. So I want everyone who reads this to use just ONE word to describe something they want in their lives now. It can be anything but it has to be just ONE word. Answers in comments plz.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Erm...Thanks for the tag Choco !!

Time started 4:38 A.M

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Uhhh.....here ?

2. Who will be your next kiss?
She knows who she is ;)

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Thank god NO.

4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Couple of days ago.... had nothing better to do so I went had argued with the security till they let me in <----- fa'6ee.

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nop.

6. Who was the last person u sms'd?
Freddy Kruger wanted a proxy site.

7. What are you wearing right now?
Billabong shorts.

8. Where were you last week on Saturday?
Playing balot bl rimal.

9. When was the last time you ran?
To the little boys room a while ago =)

10. What's the last sporting event you watched?
World Cup. Every. Single. Match.

11. whats ur favorite class?
LOOOL, all the classes rock !! Physics with Donut Man. Chem with Pepshi, Geology with Onions...

12. Your dream vacation?
Clubbin all over the world. Specially NYC.

13. Last 3 people's houses you were in?
Abu Hajoos, Freddy Kruger, 3asaf.

14. Do you miss anyone?
My poopsie...

15. What are your plans for today?
Chill at home probably.

16. What do you want to know about the future?
Will Saudis ever change ?!

17. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Awal ma a38al.

18. Do you collect anything?
Football shirts, animation, tv shows and socks.

19. Do you like hot sauce?
Nop.

20. Who do you have a crush on?
Well....I'll let you know as soon as she does.

21. What is your mood?
Hungry as usual.

22. Are you someone's best friend?
Freddy and Swiss Cheese.

Time finished 5:10 A.M

Friday, June 23, 2006

In The Event of a Moon Disaster.

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.

In their explorarion, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

In ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much of the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.


(This is written in case the Apollo moon landing failed. It was never read and was recently found in the National Archives.)

I...

...am sitting in my friend's house. It is 7:54 A.M. I am alone. I have not seen my friend since 7:28 A.M. I do not know where he is. I am writing this on his laptop. Nobody knows I am here. I have been here since 3 A.M. I am alone now. My friend is leaving. He is leaving in 3 days. I am leaving in 14.

There is nobody in my friend's house. It is empty. My friend is here alone. So we stay over at his house. We do good things and we do bad things. But nobody knows what we do. Because there is nobody here. It is empty.

I am writing this post again. Because it was deleted the first time I wrote it. The time then was 7:32 A.M. Now it is 8 A.M.

I have eaten nothing in 12 hours. Nothing at all. I have only eaten painkillers. To kill the pain.

I.....was not in complete control of myself on Wednesday. I was walking around in a dream. People and places went by without me noticing. I do not remember what I did. I was dreaming. I woke up in the afternoon after sleeping for 12 hours. I do not remember the last time I slept for 12 straight, uninterrupted hours. But It felt good.

I am listening to my aunt's U2 iPod. She is 7 months pregnant. She does not live here. She lives with her husband in the UAE. But she is here now. I am listening to some arabic song which I do not know. I have nothing else to do.

Someone......I care about has left. She is on a vacation with her family. I do not know when she is coming back. I miss her. I want to see her. I have not seen her in a long time. There is no one else I care about. Only her. I love her. And I want to see her.

I am a blogger,
a son,
a brother,
a cousin,
a nephew,
a grandchild,
a muslim,
an arab,
a student,
a teenager,
a man,
and a human.

It is 8:20 A.M. And my friend has not yet come back.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

"You don't love me anymore and I hate that."

"What makes you say that ?"

"You're pushing me away. Why ?"

"I'm not."

"Yes you are. You stopped calling me and texting me. You ignore my messages. You ignore me. Why ?"

"I.....don't know. I....need to see you in person. I need to talk to you in person."

"............."

"What ?"

"I can't do that. I'm sorry."

"Why ?"

"Because I'm leaving soon. And I don't want you to see me cry."

"You know we can't fix this unless we talk in person."

"I can't."

"What now then ?"

"Well I don't wanna do this anymore. Maybe I've been wasting my time. Maybe we weren't meant to be. Maybe I should stop looking for love and try letting it find me."

"And if it's staring right at you in the eyes ?"

"I thought that. Turned out my eyes were playing tricks on me."

"You know what ? Fuck all of this. Fuck me for caring, fuck me for thinking this can go on, fuck me for wanting to see so we can talk this over, fuck me for wasting my time. You will NEVER change and fuck me for thinking you can. Do whatever you wanna do....I don't give a fuck anymore."




"I'm sorry."

"............."

"You deserve better. I'm not the nicest girl or the prettiest girl and I don't keep my promises. I would take everything back in a heartbeat if I could."

"............."

"Say something. Anything. Just tell me what's happening with you."

"............."

"You're so cold hearted you know that ?"

"You made me like this."

"If you love me then you'll tell me. Anything. Just say anything."

"............."

"You know what ? Fuck all of this. Fuck me for caring, fuck me for thinking this can go on, fuck me for wanting to see so we can talk this over, fuck me for wasting my time. You will NEVER change and fuck me for thinking you can. Do whatever you wanna do....I don't give a fuck anymore."

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Different Uses of the Word FUCK

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUCK.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only one refered to as :
The "F" Word.
It's the one magical word, just by it's sound one can describe : pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German "Fliccen", which means "To strike."
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories,

As a transitive verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
: "Shirley fucks."


It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as :

An adjective such as : "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb
: "Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
: "Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun
: "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word
: "Abso-fucking-lutely." or "In-fucking-credible."
And, as almost every word in a sentence
: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."


As you must realize, there aren't that many words with the versatility of the word Fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as :

Fraud : "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay : "Aww fuck it."
Trouble : "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression : "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty : "I don't understand this fucking question."
Inquiry : "Who the fuck was that ?"
Dissatisfaction : "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Inconfidence : "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal : "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself ?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multiuse applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech; It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly : FUCK YOU !!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Conversations In My Head

[elmo] : Hey insane guy !! Long time no see. Where you been all this time ?
[insane guy] : Piss off. I've been busy and I'm sleepy.
[elmo] : Oh really ? Well tell me tell me !! I wanna know !!
[insane guy] : I was watching those idiots they call the Saudi team tie the ONLY GAME THEY CAN WIN IN THEIR GROUP AFTER THEY WERE WINNING. Also had to get some papers ready. Get off my back.
[elmo] : Don't worry insane guy. We can go to the second round !! What kind of papers ?
[insane guy] : For the driving school... Just got back from there. Gonna get a license. Gotta get back there by noon today and every day at FRIGGIN 7 AM. I'm really not up for this bas don't really have another choice.
[elmo] : Congrats insane guy !! Does this mean we can finally go out together ?
[insane guy] : No
[elmo] : Sorry didn't catch that ?
[insane guy] : NO
[elmo] : Oh ok. So where you going this summer ?
[insane guy] : I'm going to...............GERMANY BABY !!! WHOOOO !! WORLD CUP HERE COMES INSANE GUY !!!
[elmo] : Wow insane guy !! Can I come ?
[insane guy] : No
[elmo] : Whazzat ?
[insane guy] : NO
[elmo] : So what's the plan in germany ?
[insane guy] : Guess who's got a VIP ticket to the final match ? Insane guy that's who !! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
[elmo] : Come on insane guy !! Why can't I come with you ?
[insane guy] : Errr........Cus you're...uhh........You don't any balls that's why !!! I can't take people who don't have balls with me. Except if you're a girl . But you're not a girl are you ? No you aren't. So you can't come. Sorry.
[elmo] : But but but.......I had testicular cancer !! They had to cut em off !!
[insane guy] : Well......... Grow some back. All you need is 2 and you're set. I'm sure there are alot of places for balls tranplant.
[elmo] : Do you love me ?
[insane guy] : No.
[elmo] : btw what's your real name ? You never told me.
[insane guy] : 3absi.
[elmo] : 3absi the insane guy ?
[insane guy] : Yeah. You don't like it ?
[elmo] :No no. I love it
[insane guy] : Ashwa

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Old Man's Mistake

"I know how you are feeling."

".....No , you don't."

"There is no shame in what you are feeling... On the contrary... The fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strengh."

"My greatest strength is it ? You haven't got a clue... You don't know..."

"What don't I know ?"

"I don't wanna talk about how I feel, ok ? "

"Suffering like this proves you are still a man ! This pain is part of being human..."

"THEN I DON'T WANNA BE HUMAN !! I DON'T CARE !! I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE---"

"You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."

"I DON'T !"

"Oh yes, you do. You have now lost your mother, your father, and the closest thing to a parent you have ever known. Of course you care."

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL !! YOU STANDING THERE--- YOU...


Let me out."

"Not until I've had my say."

"Do you--- Do you think I want to--- Do you think I give a--- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO SAY !!"

"You will, because you are not nearly as angry with me as you ought to be. If you are to attack me, as I know you are close to doing, I would like to have thoroughly earned it.... You see I owe you an explanation. An explanation of an old man's mistakes. For I see now that what I have done, and not done, with regard to you, bear all the hallmarks of the failings of age. Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young... And I seem to have forgotten lately... "

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The Raven



Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

-Edgar Allan Poe.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Mudhole ? Slimy ? My home this is !!


"Jedi Master Yoda (896 BBY–4 ABY) Yoda, who is 66cm tall, is one of the senior members of the Jedi Council and arguably the wisest and most powerful Jedi of his time, even toward his demise, though the toll of his great age is noticeable. Over his lifetime, Yoda trains several notable Jedi, including Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi (partially, before Qui-Gon Jinn took over with Obi-Wan's training), Ki-Adi-Mundi and Luke Skywalker. Before the Great Jedi Purge, he had trained almost every Jedi in the Galaxy since he instructed all younglings in the Jedi Temple before they were assigned to a master (c. 800 BBY to 19 BBY)."


Any 66 cm Jedi Knight who can kick ass like this guy and talk like he does is alright in my book. Plus he's green and...uhhh....he has a friggin lightsaber !!

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you ?"

That...shouldn't be comin out of you lil guy.


Yes I do know that I'm a dork.

Graduation

A real good friend of mine is graduating in a couple of days, and regretfully I can't be there. So she showed me her speech, which I'm sharing with ya'll cus I think it kicks ass. Enjoy :


"Many people believe that the heart begins as a whole. They believe that when they encounter the most amazing of people or places they give a piece of their heart to it…a means to remember. I, on the other hand, feel differently. I believe the heart is broken up into millions of pieces. I believe that the world is scattered with those pieces; that they are in the hands of strangers we have yet to meet and places we have yet to encounter. With each experience, with each new found piece, we become who we are.

Look upon the faces of each person on this stage today. They are the brightest minds, the most wonderful people, the most sensitive hearts, the wittiest tongues, and each of them has held a piece of my heart. So looking amongst the thousands of words, sayings, and quotes I could not possibly find one proper way to say goodbye. To be completely honest I don’t think I can say goodbye.

Here we stand prepared to walk away from all the familiarity in our worlds: the routine of each passing high school day, the comfort of family and the reassurance of home, and all the friends who made each priceless memory precious that not even the longest goodbye can render. As I look out onto the crowd I am overwhelmed by the memories that rush in at the sight of a single familiar face. But even memories don’t know goodbyes.

Goodbye suggests the end. But even as we stand here graduating it is not an end. Bahrain, our home, our families, our friends; all things absolutely priceless. All things imprinted in our memories so that with every step that we take, we can never forget where we began.

Congratulations Class of 2006! We did it!"


Congrats Deenz !! Ya finally did it !! I'll be comin to visit you soon enough ;)


~~~ I'd also like to give a shout out to lamo0o and Ga6wa. You know who you are, and I'm the guy in the shorts =D ~~~

Friday, June 09, 2006

I Think...

...therefore I am aware of myself, and if I am aware of myself I must know that I am a separate entity, aware of and therefore apart from my surroundings; but true knowledge must be complete, connected, indivisible; so separation into subject and object, self and surroundings means distance from knowledge, consequently uncertainty and doubt.

Testify

She walk into the court her knees buckle
Saying for a man to survive he needn't hustle
Seen and been through struggle her whole life
Made a transition from being his ho to his wife
Stifling, the night up end the ATF bust in
Her daddy was a hustla so she love them
Looked at the jury how can they judge him, she screamed

Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Please let me testify

Fear in her chest her face in tears, had her man's back, he was facing years
In her name though the place was his
They trying to take everything except the kids
But years she been through stumbling fights
While he trying to hustle that white
Up all night wondering if he's alive
Seeing him tried she bubbled inside and screamed

Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Please let me testify

The judge called for order the court reporter makin her words shorter
His lawyer sat next to him, she could see how the trial was affecting him
It hurt for her eyes to connect with him, using her lies for protecting him
They arrested him for murder, and gun possession
As they read back her confession she screamed

Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Before you lock my love away, before you lock my love away
Please let me testify

The court awaited as the foreman got the verdict from the bailiff
Emotional outbursts tears and smeared makeup
He stated, he was guilty on all charges
She's shaking like she took it the hardest
A spin artist, she brought her face up laughing
That's when the prosecutor realized what happened
All that speaking her mind testifying and crying
When this bitch did the crime- the queenpin...

-Common

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Summer is Here...

...and I'm not really feeling anything right now. It's kinda anti-climatic : the exams, the anticipation...POW !! Then nothing really. I'll admit last night was completely CRAZY in terms of fun and stuff to do.
Suggestion: Don't drive around the WHOLE city picking up your friends, who are in staggeringly different states of mind, and squeezing them in one car to take them to a party. It's just not worth it.
But now that summer is actually here, it's kinda like...so ?
I don't think I'm going anywhere this year, so I gotta find a way to entertain myself. There is the World Cup...but 64 matches over 1 month don't exactly fill your time.
96 hours of football...in 744 hours of a month. Lets say 8 hours of sleep every night so that's...496 - 96 = 400 hours of free time in ONE month. About 16.6 days of absolutetly nothing to do.

Anybody got any ideas ?

P.S : John Mayer is the best rocker alive. Anybody who disagrees must die. Painfully.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Have you ever...

I can't really think of anything to post, so I'm tagging myself. Got the idea from Baroque.

Have you ever:

(x) Smoked a cigarette (a9di8a2 el soo2)


( ) Crashed a friend's car (Almost did...bl sheraton kaman =s)

(x) Stolen a car (Not stolen as in from the street...as in "borrowed" a friend's car)


(x) Been in love

( ) Been dumped

(x) Shoplifted (Gum from Meed =D)


( ) Been fired

(x) Been in a fist fight (I'm a teen living in Riyadh; What do you think ?!)

(x) Snuck out of your parent's house (Ahhh summer nights....)

(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (It's called a "Crush" )

(x) Been arrested (I didn't so anything wrong. Honest !!)


(x) Gone on a blind date (Not really blind as in she knew me and I didn't)


(x) Lied to a friend (Comes like breathing =p)


(x) Skipped school (To stay home and study; Revision week)


( ) Seen someone die

( ) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

(x) Been on a plane (.....)


(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire (LOOOL YEAH !! My finger =s)


( ) Eaten sushi

( ) Been skiing (Never even saw snow =( )

(x) Met someone from the Internet (Ranks with the best things I ever did...started something beautiful it did)


( ) Been to a concert (Never had the pleasure)

(x) Taken painkillers (Every single day)


(x) Love someone or miss someone right now (SWISS CHEESE !! Where you at homie ?!)


(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (Boredom seeping through my nose)


( ) Had a tea party

( ) Flown a kite

( ) Built a sand castle

( ) Gone puddle jumping (What's puddle jumping ?)

( ) Played dress up

( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves

( ) Gone sledging

(x) Cheated while playing a game (h333, balot with jesus, freddy and 3asaf =p)


(x) Been lonely (I'm always left home alone)


(x) Fallen asleep at work/school (Physics class..I never knew thee)


( ) Used a fake ID (Got one...haven't used it though....yet)

(x) Watched the sun set


( ) felt an earthquake

( ) Slept beneath the stars

(x) Been tickled (side of my tummy...very ticklish)

( ) Been robbed

(x) Been misunderstood (constantly!)

(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo (LOOOL ! Stupid q...a goat)

( ) Won a contest

(x) Run a red light/stop sign (I have to if I want to get anywhere in these stupid streets)

(x) Been suspended from school (Two days for fighting..my parents didn't find out, so I just went to school as normal then chilled at a buddy's house =D)


(x) Been in a car crash (Too many times to count)

( ) Had braces (Thank God !!)

(x) Felt like an outcast/third person (Was a third wheel on a date...a bit awkward =s)

(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (HOt sweaty summer nights...)

(x) Had déjà vu (I see things in my dreams...pretty freaky)

( ) Danced in the moonlight

(x) Witnessed a crime (loool yeah once I was in this mobile phone shop and this guy came in and ripped an Apache phone and just ran. His buddy's were outside waiting in the getaway car)


(x) Questioned your heart


( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) Squished mud through your bare feet (Imagined it was chocolate)

(x) Been lost (With a guy who can't even give directions to his house =s If you just try to help, remember to keep some cab money on you)


(x) Been on the opposite side of the country (Jeddah Khobar)


(x) Been on the opposite side of the world, or close (Australia !! 1999)

(x) Swam in the ocean (Maldives, 2002)

(x) Felt like dying (People say I'm too depressing sometimes)

( ) Cried yourself to sleep

(x) Played cops and robbers (7absha !!)

( ) Recently colored with crayons

( ) Sang karaoke

(x) Paid for a meal with only coins (Shawerma with spare coins hidden in the car)

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (Oh Yes)

(x) Made prank phone calls (Did it to a guy's house; His mom called the cops =s)

(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (Coke !! and Milk !!)

( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(x) Danced in the rain (Ahh the days of yonder...)

( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe

( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

( ) Blown bubbles

(x) Made a bonfire on the beach (does bar count ??)

(x) Crashed a party (HEHEHE YEAH, Diplomatic Quarter here I come !!)

(x) Gone roller-skating (Zamaaaan....)

(x) Had a wish come true

( ) Jumped off a bridge

Sunday, June 04, 2006

College, Where Art Thou ?

Why is it everytime I want something from my parents, I have to LITERALLY BEG for it ?! Do they get some sick twisted pleasure from it ?! What pisses me off that it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME. 5ara 3aly y6lb shay mnhm... Things like that are what make people snap and go on homicidal rages through schools. I'm betting this is what made those stupid Columbine guys do what they did...

Don't they know the meaning of humility ?!
humility (as in "trait") n. : a disposition to be humble; a lack of false pride,

That means you don't have to remind me of everything you ever did for me when I ask something else.

"Uhh can I get some money please ?"
"Didn't we give you some last week ?! And the week before that ?!"
"Well you do know that money's for spending....right ?"
"Don't be a smart ass !! And no you can't get any money !! Now let me read my paper in silence !!"

Granted my problem is alot bigger than money, but it still goes with the same rhythm.

"Uhhh...I'd like to get *******."
"Alright sure, but go cut your hair first, then I'll think about it."
"WHAT ?! What does my hair have to do with anything ?!"
"It's too messy and it reflects badly on us."
"?!?!?!?!? Wsh da5alkm bshakly ana ?! Ma 3alaikm mnni law sama7too !!"
"You're not getting ***** till you cut your hair."
"But I just cut it last month when I wanted **** !!"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH US !!! DO WHAT WE SAY !! MA GD SAMA3T B BR EL WALEDAYN ?! 7INNA NBEE MA9LA7TK !! NOW GO CUT IT !!"
"You know what I don't want anything anymore. Thanks for nothing."
"Yeah piss off and let me read my paper in silence. And cut your hair."

Needless to say, this is a monthly event for us. And I'm not exactly gay about it. So what am I gonna do ??


Absolutely nothing. Cus I have to keep up with this shit for one more year. After that, I'm scott free.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Exam Report.

I screwed up. Big. Had physics and tafseer. Didn't really open the tafseer, thinking it's easy and I got time to study it between the two exams. Turned out to be not the smartest thing to do. I think I made some new theological...evidence of....things. Handed in a recyclable paper with many, many blanks in it.

Physics on the other hand...Turned out to be suprisingly easy. Regretfully I didn't sleep last night. At all. Don't really know what I did, but the plan was to study. To anyone who ever walked in an exam without resting, you know what I'm talking about.

So that's 2 shit exams in one day, with 5 more to go.

Allah y9aberni bas.

Brain Fart

I hate exams. They really are worthless. I don't know how to cook. I'd love to learn though. I have lots of pics on my comp. Lots of files too. You can say i'm a packrat. I don't know why I keep them. But I just do. Whatever happened to those stupid lists they wrote about girls and guys ? I don't think I appeared in one of those. I guess that's a bad thing. Shows you how unpopular I was. But I think I got time. Damn my beard itches. I hate going to the barber. He talks WAY too much. Problem is I can't really get what he's saying. So just nod my head and laugh occasionally. Last time I went he asked for a phone. I'm thinkin WTF ?! but I told him : "Yeah ok, ummmmmm I'll check it out." That was in February. I think I'm gonna go back there. Get my end-of the-year shave. Tennis balls rock. They just do. The doctor told me I need to lose weight. So now I gotta shave off 20 kgs to be at my ideal weight. 20 kgs is kinda alot right ? I never saw snow in my life. I need to smack someone with a snowball. I read way too many books. People think I'm not "the reading type". What the crap is a reading type ?! Do I need to act like a geek and never leave home to be a reading type ?! Oh if they only knew....I love BK fries and Big Kings. Also Quarter Pounders. I know this guy who doesn't have a social life. AT ALL. Doesn't even have a TV in his house. Really. Spends all his time in the mosque f 7ala8at ta7fee'6. Now that's just wrong. He shouldn't spend ALL his time there. But he does. Allah ywafga. Family guy rocks. I think I'm going to Egypt for a wedding on Wednesday. But I don't wanna go on Wednesday !! I need to convince my pop to get us a plane ticket for Thursday morning. The wedding's Thursday evening anyways. So that's one night of REALLY hard partying then coming back here. Not bad. My jedi name is MURMO GHRIY. My sith name is DARTH MOHGHO RIYMMO. Don't ask. I'm a Mac user btw. I love football. I hope England takes the World Cup. Saudis as usual get passed around like a little bitch and leave without their honor. They really should stop going there. Sometimes I hear things. No really. Ya3ni I hear my phone ring when its not ringing. And I hear el 2athaan when there isn't one. Is that normal? I think they're should be a law where everyone has to know how play Winning Eleven. Now that would knock my socks off. I gotta get back to studying. I got physics and tafseer. I hate exams. They really are worthless.