*I have to poop.
*Smile for the camera !
*Get off me, I'll do it myself !!
*This is your first time...right ?
*Your almost as good as my ex !
*When is this supposed to feel good ?
*I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs !
*I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
*Keep it down. My mother is a light sleeper.
*Hey ! My friends were right ! You DO suck !
*On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly !
*But everybody looks funny naked !
*Do I have to pay for this ?
*No ! You're too fat to be on top...You'd kill me !!
*Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
*What's your name again ?
*Hold on, let me change the channel.
*It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
*Uhhhh.......I think the condom broke 10 minuts ago.
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8 comments:
lol that was funny =D !
"On second thought, let's turn the lights off."
That's what my ex said. I made him pay.
but everyone looks funny naked:
loooooool thats not true i look hotter naked :P
the ultimate worse thing to say to a guy when he's trying his ass off
IZ IT IN??
loool
nice post ... u should've published that in our blog buddy ;"P
bella : i truly imagine u do look hotter. =D
ladies, my shitty posts are your shitty posts. "mi casa et su casa".
ghada : ouch. what happened to the poor dude ?
noora : thanx for passin by !!
looool :P
loved this post!
damn it .............its maing love not sex nor is it fucking fahmeeeeeeeeeeen show some respect to this beautiful act that god has bestowed upon us :P
hahahahahahahahhahahaah
well sin, when uve known the girl/guy for about 4 hours 53 minutes, it's not gonna be about making love hon.
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