Another bout of randomness.

Gold Digger : Like a hooker... Just smarter.
Beer : Helping white guys dance since 1842, and helping ugly people have sex since 1862 !!
Homies : Getting your back since 1972.
Pimpin' : Ho sale since 1869.
Marijuana : It's a special kind of stupid.

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Men : No shirt no service.
Women : No shirt free drinks.

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Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean

Gentlemen : Your aim will help. Stand closer; it's shorter than you think.
Ladies : Please remain seated for the entire performance.