Why Languish in the Shadow of An Ideal We Cannot Personify ? Be You And Only You.

"Die flagge basiert auf dem humanistischen grundgedanken von frieden und einheit aller volker . Sie ist eine auseinandersetzung mit dem erbe aller deutschen generationen nach dem 2 weltkrieg"

"Those fly a flag based on the human basic idea of peace and unity of all people. It is an argument which all German generations after the 2nd World War inherit."

If anybody got a better translation, let me know.

Found this on the Berlin Wall, East Side Gallery

Things NOT to say DURING sex.

*I have to poop.
*Smile for the camera !
*Get off me, I'll do it myself !!
*This is your first time...right ?
*Your almost as good as my ex !
*When is this supposed to feel good ?
*I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs !
*I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
*Keep it down. My mother is a light sleeper.
*Hey ! My friends were right ! You DO suck !
*On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
*I'm sobering up and your getting ugly !
*But everybody looks funny naked !
*Do I have to pay for this ?
*No ! You're too fat to be on top...You'd kill me !!
*Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
*What's your name again ?
*Hold on, let me change the channel.
*It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
*Uhhhh.......I think the condom broke 10 minuts ago.

Another bout of randomness.

Gold Digger : Like a hooker... Just smarter.
Beer : Helping white guys dance since 1842, and helping ugly people have sex since 1862 !!
Homies : Getting your back since 1972.
Pimpin' : Ho sale since 1869.
Marijuana : It's a special kind of stupid.

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Men : No shirt no service.
Women : No shirt free drinks.

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Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean

Gentlemen : Your aim will help. Stand closer; it's shorter than you think.
Ladies : Please remain seated for the entire performance.

BACK WITH PICS

These are for this post. Enjoy.

Argh !! Tagged by Mamacita (Again), Taq and.....That's it.

Time started: 2:37 A.M

1. Male friend: Lots.
2. Female friend: Also lots.
3. Vacation: Berlin 2006.....daaaaaaaamn that was a good time.

Worst:
1. Time of day: As soon as i wake up.
2. Day of the week: Easily Friday...its just so depressing.
3. Color crayon: Uhhh....what ?

Last:
1. Person you talked to that goes/went to your school: Hajoos.
2. Talked to on the phone: 5aleefa.
3. Text: Dont remember.
4. Person you instant messaged: 3asaf.

Today:
1. What are you doing now: Doin this thing + looking for torrents.
2. Wearing: adidas white polo shirt + black ecko shorts.

Tomorrow:
1. Is: Wednesday.
2. Got any plans: I'm going out in a bit...meet some people =D
3. Goal: ........having fun ?
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Waking up.

Favorite:
1. Number: 5
2. Song: currently : 1970 summin- biggie feat the game.
3. Color: black + white.

Currently:
1. Missing Someone: Poopsie.
2. Mood: Bored.
3. Wanting: To go back to berlin.

True/False:
I am a cuddler: If it leads to sex then why not. =p
I am a morning person: Nop.
I am a perfectionist: Sloppiest person you will ever meet.
I am an only child: Nope.
I am currently in my pajamas: Nope.
I am currently pregnant: Yeah sure why not.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: Nop.
I am left handed: Right handed.
I am addicted to Blogging: Kinda.
I am online 24/7: Nop.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: hehehe...NO.
I can be paranoid at times: LOL i do get that mood sometimes.
I currently have a crush on someone: Yeah...kinda childish isn't it ?
I currently regret something that I have done: Uhhhh.....dont think so.
I enjoy country music: Never really heard any.
I enjoy smoothies: ??
I enjoy talking on the phone: I prefer face to face meetings.
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: el nom 9ul6an.
I have a hidden talent: i have a REALLY hard head...you gonna have to work to get me wasted.
I have a lot to learn: Sure.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: who doesn't ?

Anger:
1. Are you currently mad at someone? Nah.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? 7maid and 3asaf.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? LOL too much to count.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? Depends on who and where.

Excitement:
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you? No =(
2. Are you easily excited? Yeah...not a good thing.
3. What are you most excited about? Getting my stupid license.
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? IM RICH BIATCH !!!
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? Some grass.

Self-Discovery:
1. Name: !n$@n!tY, Elmo, Moe, Tooth Fairy, Shamoos, Butcher.
2. Where were you born? Riyo.
3. What’s your main goal in life? To get as far away from here as possible.
.4. How do you want to die? Surrounded by friends and family.

Opinions:
1. Sex before marriage? YES.
2. Gay Marriage? Don't really give a shit.
3. Lower the Drinking age? We don't really hace a drinking age here...If you can get it, then you can drink it.
4. Recycling? Whazzat ?

Dreams:
1. What was your latest dream? Don't really remember.
2. Have any of your dreams come true? Yeah...deja vue.
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? I was in a friggin huricane in china holdin a Quran. =S

Love-Life:
1. Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight as an arrow.
2. Do you have a bf/gf? Yup.
3. Do you have a crush? We answered this.
4.How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Yesterday 1, before that 3 =D
5.What color shirt are you wearing? White.
6.Name one thing that you do everyday? Wake up, shit and eat.
7.What color are your walls? Beige ?
8.How much cash do you have on you right now? Bout 800 R
9.I can’t wait till? August 21
10.When was the last time you saw your dad? This morning.
11.What did you have for dinner last night? Nothing.
12.What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? 7maid's carpet blue shirt.
13.What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Me fav blogs.
14.Does anything hurt on your body right now? Not now no.

Have You Ever:
1. Have you ever failed a class? Nop....almost did though.
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? I don't exactly have the best voice.
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days? NO.
4. Have you ever slept with a night light? Yup
5. Have you ever danced in the rain? Once or twice.
6. Have you ever lied? LOL......what ? no no never did -----> a lie.
7. Have you ever had contacts? Tried to put them on once...almost blinded myself.
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid? Walked into glass doors many, many times.

Pick One:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: WTF is a pakora ?!
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood: Hollywood.
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Love.
4. Honeymoon, no moon: Honeymoon.
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+: Doesn't really matter.
6.Kulfi, Ice cream: WTF is a kulfi ?!
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom : That's just a gay q.
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: .......................what ?
9. Lahore, Khi, Islambad: ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID Q'S !!!


Time finished 3:17 A.M

Finish your beer; There's sober kids in Africa !!

Yeah yeah I'm back in stupid fucking ole riyadh. Got back bout 11 hours ago.

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

GOD I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME BACK. STUPID MOE STUPID !!

My flight was Berlin-Frankfurt-Riyadh. That's cool. What is not cool, is having 35 MINUTES ONLY to change flights. If anybody reading this has ever been to Frankfurt, then you know how HUGE their airport is. Forget about ours; when these guys say big, they mean BIG. So what did i do ? I ran. I ran like a FUCKING RABBIT GETTING STALKED BY A MOOSE through 2 terminals, not giving a shit about anything or anyone. Go straight, take a left, down the stairs, straight, up the stairs, right, straight, left, down the stairs, straight, up the stairs and CONGRATS !! You just almost missed the plane, but we'll let you on. I honestly can't remember the last time I had to run like that. And this was all done with absolutely no sleep for above 18 hours, no food for 12 hours with the last meal being crispy backed duck with sweet and sour sauce and noodles.

Japanese people in Germany can't talk English for shit. Lots o Arabs there though. Lebanese especially.

Is it just me or does anyone feel like puking when you see all the sand from above ?

Disgusting saudis couldnt even wait to restart their habits-----> middle aged guy checking out single mother and stalking her through the luggage and passport checking parts.

One thing I'm suprised to find out I've missed was the 2athaan. Even though, regretfully, I don't pray all that much, just listening to it is...peaceful and soulful.

We did lots shit on our trip : the final, partying with the germans and italians all night long, the love parade (google it), gay parade (funny as hell), getting dragged through all the museums, BANANAS, playing chess all night long, codam, the east side, sony center, capitol beach, the sheesha place, karting, getting lost on the underground.....

I'd like to thank everyonewho made the trip worthwhile : bulooshee, tim, khaleefa (the guys I chilled with), marvin (our poor poor driver), mahdi the sheesha guy (man yo sheeshas is FUCKED UP), the girls at home (for gettin whipped at chess night after night), my aunt and uncle (for letting me come over), chan (we seriously thought you died man), phi and sara and all the other girls whom I can't remember their names right now....

YOU GUYS ROCK !!




Now, back to our regularly scheduled posts whenever I feel like it.

Ich Bin Ein Berliner

8th July. Germany Vs. Portugal. Germany 3 - 1 Portugal. Berlin went FUCKING APESHIT.

I was out chillin with my cuz when match time got closer. The big screens we all hear about ? FUCKING PACKED. We found some chairs in a coffee shop and started watching. 90 minutes later, the party started.

We stayed out till about 4 A.M. local time. Horns honnking, flags being waved, beer bottles passed around, cops watchin our every move, dancing in the streets, complete fucking pandemonium, streets jammed, music blaring out of speakers, guys and gals making out, old people running around with flags, kids running around with flags, guys and gals making out while running around with flags, guys and gals making out on top of cars while drinking beer and waving flags.

Weirdest thing was, the cops did absolutly NOTHING about all of this. Zip, zilch, nada. They just directed the traffic and stared at us. Didn't even seem happy that they won. Some of them were drinking bear though...

Anyways I got lots of pics and vids, but I can't figure out how to upload em here yet. I'll do em later mmk ?


UPDATE : i CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THE STUPID PICS ON MY BLOG FROM THIS RETARDED COMP, SO JUST CHECK EM OUT HERE. POST BOUT THE FINAL COMING SOON + PICS.

UPDATE AGAIN: here be pics peeps. Enjoy !!

SUMMER VACATION

While Urban Dictionary describes Vacation as "erotic pleasure for a man lasting approximately 45 minutes.", that really wasn't what I was going for.

Instead, Summer Vacation to them means "Heaven on Earth. The time to sit back, relax, get sunburn, get bitten to death by bugs, go camping and have fun acting 'rustic', and wear nothing and say you wore more. also good for short-lived love."

Yeah !! That's more like it !! So where am I going ? I'm going to GERMANY, which they define as:

"Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as:

- Rocketry
- MP3
- Heroin
- Gummy bears
- Communism
- The jet plane
- Computers
- Beer!

The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time. Also, The only country, in the past century, to get it's ass kicked at least once by every nation on the planet."

And I'm going there !! Yaaay for me !!

Why am I going to Germany ? Because I, yes I, have got tickets to the FINAL. Yes I do. Really. No shit. Leavin later tonight. Sorry for breaking your hearts dear fans of mine, but I probably won't be posting anything for a couple of weeks. Probably. Not really sure.

Just so you don't forget, the World Cup is the "Greatest sporting event in the world, 32 international football teams particpate to become world champions; An event in which a United States victory would signal the apocolypse. Would also be the end of football in Europe as we know it."

So everyone go watch the match on their teenee tiny screens, while I'll be chearing on Prof. Zizoo and co. with all my lungpower and will and stuff I can throw at other people LIVE. Peace out ya'll.

BBC Commentary Guidelines for the commentary team during the World Cup.

1. Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England.

2. Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute.

3. The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina.

4. Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net.

5. Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times.

6. 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4 or 5 occasions for matches not involving England.

7. Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966.

8. When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability.

9. Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill, Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966.

10. All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us".

11. We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England.

12. For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England. (eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo).

13. The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible.

14. Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects."

15. Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory.

16. If in doubt, mention 1966.

17. Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966.

18. Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966.

19. Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned.

20. When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.



(Just so everyone knows, 1966 was the first and only time England won the World Cup.)

Random Pic Post. (Part I)

Speak for yourself honey.




Awww, isn't that cute ?




Am I the only person to find this extremely funny ?




Sucks to be you kid.





Ok, so how in the unicorn infested frozen over happyland hell did this happen ?!
This folks, proves that stupidness comes in all shapes and colors.
Notice the lollypop.




Whoa. Like seriously WHOA.




Engrish at it's very best ladies and gentleman.

Argh !! Tagged by Doomy.

I'm supposed to write 20 thingys about me so here goes nothing :

1) I have weird interests. (just check out my old posts)
2) I have curly hair and like to grow my beard.
3) I like sick twisted movies (Silent Hill, Saw, Se7en, Fight Club, 8mm...)
4) I'm a hugely geeky comic book fan.
5) I'm probably the most random person you will ever meet.
6) I smoke alot of....different things. =D
7) I listen to all and any kind of music, from Doc Dre to Fairuz.

Does this thing have to be 20 ?!

8) Enourmous bookworm here. (Anyone recommend anything ?)
9) I like to use big words. =D
10) We just got DSL in our house, but due to the nature of rules my parents have set forth, it will almost never be used.
11) I like pie. And cake. And pudding. And.....no that's it. Oh and cake....but I said cake. Never mind. Carry on.
12) Currently I'm a bit chubby.

13) I love stand-up comedy. Specially Chappelle (I looked at the clock: 2:42. I was like "Damn 2:42. I better sober up. I never been this high this early". I took a shower. Still high. Said maybe music will do the trick. I listened to every CD I have. Still high. "Exercise that's what i'll do !!". I ran around the block FOUR times. Still high. Took a nap, woke up, fucked up. Looked at the clock it was 2:43 !! I was like GODDAMN.)

14) Uhhhh... I wear glasses ?
15) Chelsea + Madrid + Milan fan.
16) Was rooting for England in te World Cup. =(
17) I have one older sis, two younger brothers, one of whom is slow, the other is a bit gay.
18) I kinda find anything and everything interesting, no matter how simple or stupid it may seem.
19) When I start laughing, I don't stop. No really I just keep cracking up till no more oxygen is left in my body.
20) I suck at writing.

I'm not tagging anyone... cus I'm probably the last guy to be tagged with this. =(

"I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler."

"I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf stabbing."

"I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing."

"I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged."

"I am a snake, spider-devouring, poison-toothed."

"I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy-footed."

"I am an anthrax, butcher bacterium, warm-life destroying."

"I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing."

"I am a nova, all-exploding, planet cremating."

"I am the Universe, all things encompassing, all life embracing."

"I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything."

"I am hope."

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says : "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says : "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."