FUNNIEST.SITE.EVER

Ppl, you seriously need to check this out. I DARE ANYONE to read at least one of these and not laugh . My favorites :

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?
[TheXPhial] vaccuums
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
[TheXPhial] black holes
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
[TheXPhial] lava?

(Was this guy born stupid or is he just trying to piss his friend off ?? )

[xterm] The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

(Now wouldn't that be interesting ? I'd like to see the kid who thinks he can fly when wearing a Superman costume =D :evil: try applying it to these )

[Ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
[ChrisLMB] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[Ben174] : Where u work?
[ChrisLMB] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

(BUSTED !!!!!)

[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker

(I'd like to see that played out in real life :evil:)

[i8b4uUnderground] d-_-b
[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?
[BonyNoMore] wait
[BonyNoMore] never mind

(Dumbass)

[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] | .
[Ouroboros] Whoops

(Seriously guys, have you nothing better to do ? )

[UKDJ|Planet] I swear to god
[UKDJ|Planet] I've just heard a duck tell a joke
[Jock] o...k
[UKDJ|Planet] there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
[UKDJ|Planet] one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
[UKDJ|Planet] then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
[UKDJ|Planet] it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

(..................come again ? )

[death09] my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
[ktp753] ouch.
[death09] yeah.i sent them to her dad

(BUSTEEEEED !!!!!!!! OUCH =S)

[Batty] Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
[zeep] rapc?
[Batty] ...
[Batty] Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
[zeep] oic
[Batty] Though you could also say it's missing an e
[zeep] wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

(stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid...yet strangely hilarious)

[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...

(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!)

[kyourek] There was a 23% drop in temperature.
[nappyjallapy] That's almost 25%!
[kyourek] ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard

(...................)

[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.

(Can someone really be THIS DUMB ?! he actually believed him !!)

[anamexis] oh man
[anamexis] I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
[anamexis] and it exploded
[anamexis] ALMOST all over my keyboard
[anamexis] but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
[anamexis] :<

(Hilarious though disgusting)

[DeadMansHand] haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
[DeadMansHand] we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
[DeadMansHand] took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
[DeadMansHand] i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
[DeadMansHand] What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
[Thirteen-] uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
[DeadMansHand] holy fuck.
[DeadMansHand] i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
[DeadMansHand] im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
[DeadMansHand] if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
[Thirteen-] will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
[Tyran] wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
[Thirteen-] haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
[PeteRepeat] fucking ken
[PeteRepeat] ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
[quiqsilver] pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
[PeteRepeat] oh fuck.
[PeteRepeat] if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
[Thirteen-] rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
[Tyran] i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

(That's why you should never leave your friends)

[DragonflyBlade21]: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

(Ohh so true...)

too tired to write this but check it out

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