Tuesday, May 23, 2006

30 Questions i can't get out of my head (Part I)

1) How come 75% of Kuwait's population are immigrants ?
2) Why are almost all Ittihad players black ?
3) And why does everyone hate al-Ittihad so much ?
4) On the same subject, why don't Saudis play profesionally in europe or something ?
5) Is our glorious national team expecting to win ANY game at the world cup ?
6) Why do people hate Chelsea ?
7) Why is the Saudi flag green ?
8) Why do Arabs think if anything bad happens that it's a jewish conspiracy ? =s
9) Why don't Iraqi people do what Gandhi did ?
10) Why do Najdis think they're better than everyone else ?
11) Why don't we have any theaters ? Get on with it already !!
12) Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road ?
13) Did AIDS really start when Africans humped monkeys ?
14) Which came 1st, the egg or chicken ?
15) Why do girls care so much about their toes ?
16) Why are wolves incredibly cool ?
17) Do Saudi girls actually WANNA drive ?
18) How come there aren't beter hospitals for mentally ill people ?
19) HOW THE HELL CAN ONE GUY AFFORD 4 WIVES AND # CHILDREN ON ONE SALARY ?!?!
20) Why aren't there any musical teaching classes here ?
21) Why are most Saudi women fat ?
22) Why are they cancelling Joey ?!
23) Do people still watch reality tv shows ?
24) Why is much of what is passed for music these days is crappy and sucks ?
25) And whats up with the RETARDED so-called artists showing up every day like weeds ? And their crappy music videos with ugly girls dancing around like slutty...sluts ?!
26) When are we gonna get to visit other Gulf states without passports ?
27) Why isnt there trees which grow money ?
28) Why isnt there cows that can fly ?
29) What if there was a holiday called "Sex Day" ?
30) And people actually celebrated it here in Saudi ? =D

7 comments:

rubz said...

HEY
don't talk about fat ppl 3lan-n!!
OK? :P

Anonymous said...

congrats 3al blog ya "canned shit lover"=P

7) Why is the Saudi flag green ?
L2ANO IT'S LOON EL-5AIR WA AL3A6A2, we took that fe elibtida2i, "mo6ala3a"

8) Why do Arabs think if anything bad happens that it's a jewish conspiracy ? =s
L2ANAHOM MA YIB'3O YT7AMALO NATEEJAT A'3LA6AHOM

11) Why don't we have any theaters ? Get on with it already !!
'CASUE ETHA KAN FE 7AYKOON FASHIL!!MEEN YB'3A YTFARAJ A 2 HOUR MOVIE EDITED INTO 50 MINUTES OF "SHAY MA YINFAHAM"

12) Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road ?
SIMPLY, TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!

13) Did AIDS really start when Africans humped monkeys ?
I"M NOT SURE IF THEY WERE AFRICANS, BS "A7AD" HUMPED A MONKEY, ymkin "ELYAHOOD"=|

14) Which came 1st, the egg or chicken ?
>>>The egg came first. Many species owe their existence to other species through mutation or cross breeding or both. Once a species stabilizes and establishes itself, it thrives. The chicken is the only species that is totally dependent on man due to man's selective breeding to produce certain features such as heavier breasts and thighs. Ideal for us but not for the chicken.<<<

EGG CAME FIRST. WHILE THERE WERE DINOSAURS, THEY HAD EGGS. THAT WAS BEFORE CHICKENS EXISTED.

ps,EL7AMDELLA FOR TUNA!!

!nsanity said...

I Love fat ppl ruba !! im fat too u know =p im just confused y we have so much of them =s dont ppl work out or something ?

FA$HIONISTA said...

why do girls care so much about there toes?
CUZ we just do cuz they r hot and they r sexy snf i LUV em LUV em LUV em

btw elmo ur not fat ur just mmm mmmm not fat hehe

Bissa said...

here are some of the answers i think are pretty appropriate for your questions. I'm not quite sure that they are right, but that is what i figured out.

2) Why are almost all Ittihad players black ?
well my friend, as we all know the Itti is a Hijazi team & in Hijaz there are many many immigrant Hajj 'left-overs'-as some call them-and some of those 'left-overs' are africans so that leads that the blacks in the Itti team are African Hajj Left-overs.

3) And why does everyone hate al-Ittihad so much ?
I've always thought "why are they so obssesed/love that team so much?"

7) Why is the Saudi flag green ?
i think they should make it brown, you know because of all the desert & shit.

9) Why don't Iraqi people do what Gandhi did ?
what did ghandi do?


10) Why do Najdis think they're better than everyone else ?
'cause they think this shithole is made by them, and they are the "true" pure saudi blood.

14) Which came 1st, the egg or chicken ?
chicken, cause if it was just the egg who would take care of lil' chicken?

15) Why do girls care so much about their toes ?
why are guys so obsessed about hair products?

17) Do Saudi girls actually WANNA drive ?
HELL YEAH.

19) HOW THE HELL CAN ONE GUY AFFORD 4 WIVES AND # CHILDREN ON ONE SALARY ?!?!
'cause he's an asshole who wants to manage to be a pimp surrounded by his little bitches.

20) Why aren't there any musical teaching classes here ?
there was, it was cancelled 'cause they thought it was haram.

21) Why are most Saudi women fat ?
'cause most saudi people are fat, it's not only with women.

22) Why are they cancelling Joey ?!
because it sucks.

Nice blog btw, welcome to the blogosphere dude.
& HELLO KESHA :D ! how calm you don't comment on MY blog :@ !

!nsanity said...

LOOOOL @ they should make the flag brown for all the shit =D
some responses here:
9) ghandi used that peaceful protestation kind of thing where they almost shut down the country, so the iraqis should just get some mats w y6goon ballot in the street.

15) uhh I didn't realize guys care bout their hair =s I don't anyways...mine's always full of sand and carp.

19) true you are...true you are

22) JOEY DOES NOT SUCK

Thanx for commentin bissa...you're welcome anytime.

Anonymous said...

#17 - Not until Saudi boys either get off the road or actually learn how to drive!