Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Greatest Invention of Mankind.

The Tennis Ball.


Yes, a normal, basic, everyday, yellow greenish white stripped Tennis Ball.

It's the best pressure reliever money could buy.

Just try to stop banging it on the wall once you start.

It's the star of Tennis, Squash and Lotball.

A source of entertainment for millions worldwide.

It caused a goddamn war for cryin out loud !!

"The gift of tennis balls offered to Henry in Shakespeare's Henry V is portrayed as the final insult which re-ignites the Hundred Years' War between England and France.

When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set"

Tock.
Pop.
Tock.
Pop.
Tock.
Pop.



What more could you ask for ?

5 comments:

Alyssa said...

There is no better entertainment.

Anonymous said...

LOL..true..
another great blog written by a great guy..

Anonymous said...

Snakey t'3azleen u5ooy O_o ?

Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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