Friday, May 26, 2006

Interesting Quotes

To be governed is to be watched over, inspected, spied upon, directed, legislated at, regulated, docketed, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, assessed, weighed, censored, ordered about. Such is government, such is justice, such is morality.

(Regretfully tis the reality in most Arab countries)


King reigns; Patriarch commands; soldier fights; citizen works for all 3; lawyer confuses all 4; doctor messes up all 5; pharmacist banes all 6; priest blesses the burial of all 7; untertaker buries all 8; Devil takes all 9 and Woman deceives all 10 !

(Interesting. Need to think about that)


The more you study, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. So why study?

(Makes sense....in some stupid way)


There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(Einstein's words. Oh so true)


There is nothing in our book, The Qur’an, that teaches us to suffer peacefully. Our religion teaches us to be intelligent. Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone, but, if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. That's a good religion.

(Malcolm X's point of view. Not true I say. Comments ? )


Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

(Kinda pessimistic isn't it?)


The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

(That's us bloggers !!)

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

(Very...trusting)


The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

(Realities of living in Riyadh)


Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

(Exactly on the spot)

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

(What do you think folks ? Which one is truer ?)


We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

(True)


Now a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

(I'd go with the ass)


You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

(Uhh....Thats.....Something I didn't know =s)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Memorable Quotes from
"Boy Meets World" (1993)

Topanga: Do you think this is funny?
Cory: No, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's... wood.

what is the opposite of "FUNNY"?

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