The Greatest Invention of Mankind.

The Tennis Ball.


Yes, a normal, basic, everyday, yellow greenish white stripped Tennis Ball.

It's the best pressure reliever money could buy.

Just try to stop banging it on the wall once you start.

It's the star of Tennis, Squash and Lotball.

A source of entertainment for millions worldwide.

It caused a goddamn war for cryin out loud !!

"The gift of tennis balls offered to Henry in Shakespeare's Henry V is portrayed as the final insult which re-ignites the Hundred Years' War between England and France.

When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set"

Tock.
Pop.
Tock.
Pop.
Tock.
Pop.



What more could you ask for ?

O Captain ! My Captain !

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.



O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.



My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

-Walt Whitman

Bombs Away !!

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No, I haven't gone crazy. I'm just doin my part to free 3ala2. So come on people, bomb Egypt !! To Freedom For All Bloggers !!

What am I doing ? These guys can explain.

I'm gonna nap.

Little Red Riding Hood

A little girl was told to bring bread and milk to her grandmother. As she was walking through the wood, a wolf came up to her and asked her where she was going.

"To Grandmother's house."

The wolf ran off and arrived first at the house. He killed the grandmother, poured her blood into a bottle and sliced her flesh onto a plate. Then he got into her nightclothes and waited in bed.

Knock knock.

"Come in my dear."

"I've brought you some bread and milk, Grandmother."

"Have something yourself, my darling. There is meat and wine in the pantry."

The little girl ate what was offered. As she did, a little cat said:

"Slut ! To eat the flesh and drink the blood of your Grandmother !"

Then the wolf said :

"Undress and get into bed with me."

"Where shall I put my skirt ?"

"Throw it on the fire; you won't need it anymore."

For each garment, petticoat, bodice and stockings, the girl asked the same question, and the wolf replied: "Throw it on the fire; you won't need it anymore."
When the girl got into bed she said:

"Grandmother...How hairy you are."

"It keeps me warmer, my dear."

"Oh Grandmother, what long nails you have."

"They are for scratching myself, my dear."

"Oh Grandmother, what big teeth you have."

"They are for eating you, my dear."

And he ate her.

No one's perfect; well there was this one guy, but we killed him, possibly because we felt threatened.

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." -- Rincewind about Twoflower, The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett


Hehehe.

No to Biology, Yes to Sex Ed !!

It sucks. It's too long. Half of it is crap that has no practical use anyways. I mean who gives a crap about stupid collenchyne and sclenrenchyme tissues ?! Nobody that's who !!

So why are we studying it again ? Because the moronic people who wrote the moronic book thought that it's important. How bout teaching us some sex education instead ?! Now that's a class no one's forgetting...especially if theres a practical test on it =D That's a test I doubt anyone would fail =p

Plus it stays with you for the rest of your days...Maybe you'll remember it before you get bnt jeerankm pregnant. Also a big help for high school girls getting married. Saves them time to...learn the ropes I suppose.

So how bout it wise and kind men of the Ministry of Education ? Give it some thought mmmk ?

Hell.....Or something like it.

11 days.
Saturday till Wednesday.
Thats's 11 days of blood, chocalate, sweat, pressure, insomnia, cookies, red bulls and notes affectionatly known as "The Finals".

Then we're free...free in the beautiful breezy weather of this wonderful city of ours. If you didn't notice i'm ecstatic. Really I am.

The problems really start with the report card. Even if you didn't fail anything and got a B+ average, it's still not good enough. "Why didn't you do better in **** ?! and ***** and ****** ?!?!" Needless to say parents aren't that excited.

But you're only waiting for the day you leave for wherever you're going to. Till then, you have absolutely nothing to do except drive around in your car with the busted a.c sweating like a pig until you find a pool that has colorfuly exotic creatures swimming with you to cool off for a bit.

Then you get back in your car to start sweating again so you go to one of the malls you can't get into all year long because it's a family place and no you and your cousins aren't considered a "family" to cool off but you get kicked out because you're wearing shorts and they don't listen when you tell them you just want to eat so you start to get mad and scream at the poor security guard who just started his new job so the cops come and give you a little ride in their small ass car for causing a disturbance.

So now you're squeezed with 4 other guys in the back of a Lumina with your face squished up against the window while the cop just drives around aimlessly because the station is too far and he doesn't want to go there just now.

When you finally get dropped off you're temporarily blinded by the influx of air and you're sweating a goddamn marathon runner and you smell like an egg sandwich thats been left with a skunk to play with in a trunk for a couple of years.

Now you're stuck at the station with poor crying indians picked up for walking in the street when the cops were bored and 63oos and drunken 63oos and 63oos who are high and every kind 63s you can imagine, all packed in one small room with NO a.c.

You take out your phone to call your dad so he can bail you out but then you remember he's still pissed at your grades so you call your older cousin only to find out he's in 5obar partying with all your other cousins and they were gonna invite you but some things came up and they forgot about you so now you no one to bail you out.

And then you notice the guy next to you is looking at you mighty suspiciously so you try to change your place but you don't go anywhere cus your 63s friend looks like Goldylocks compared to the other people there even though he's missing his two front teeth and he looks like he cooks with the grease from his hair so you try to make a friend of him but all he wants is your phone so he can say hi to his dad who's in china to buy DVD players cus he's opening a new electronics store and my new 63sy friend is his manager.

5 hours into waiting you go into the captain's office and start screaming like you got a death wish and luckily he's not really in the mood for you so he gives you your I.D and kicks you out of the station before you get to say goodbye to Mslaa6 and Morsi (your 63sy friend and his egyptian brother from another mother) because they're getting shipped off to jail for trying to illegally sell 3arag (saudi made booze if anyones curious) as mineral water from Fiji and painting stray cats to sell as exotic lynxes and baby tigers.

It's 3 am. You check your phone to find it off cus your stupid charger broke 2 days ago and you forgot to buy a new one so theres no battery in your phone. You drive home to find your dad waiting for you at the door aiming with his shoe to bang you in the head for coming home at 3:45 so you start telling him what happened and he settles for screaming at you and blaming you for everything that happened even though you told him about the broken a.c. 7 weeks ago and he didn't really care about it.

Finally, you get to bed and you lie down and think "Well that wasn't the worst start to the summer." At that moment, a crazy idiot crashes into your house's outside wall, wrecking both his car and yours in the process. He jumps out and runs. Turns out his car wasn't really his car, it was stolen 7 hours ago when he jumped a poor Indonesian guy with both grandma and granddaughter in the back of the car. Kicked em out and ran like the wind. Also, your insurance ran out last week so you're pretty much screwed.


Oh well.


Shit happens.

Interesting Quotes

To be governed is to be watched over, inspected, spied upon, directed, legislated at, regulated, docketed, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, assessed, weighed, censored, ordered about. Such is government, such is justice, such is morality.

(Regretfully tis the reality in most Arab countries)


King reigns; Patriarch commands; soldier fights; citizen works for all 3; lawyer confuses all 4; doctor messes up all 5; pharmacist banes all 6; priest blesses the burial of all 7; untertaker buries all 8; Devil takes all 9 and Woman deceives all 10 !

(Interesting. Need to think about that)


The more you study, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. So why study?

(Makes sense....in some stupid way)


There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(Einstein's words. Oh so true)


There is nothing in our book, The Qur’an, that teaches us to suffer peacefully. Our religion teaches us to be intelligent. Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone, but, if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. That's a good religion.

(Malcolm X's point of view. Not true I say. Comments ? )


Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

(Kinda pessimistic isn't it?)


The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

(That's us bloggers !!)

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

(Very...trusting)


The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

(Realities of living in Riyadh)


Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

(Exactly on the spot)

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

(What do you think folks ? Which one is truer ?)


We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

(True)


Now a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

(I'd go with the ass)


You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

(Uhh....Thats.....Something I didn't know =s)

FUNNIEST.SITE.EVER

Ppl, you seriously need to check this out. I DARE ANYONE to read at least one of these and not laugh . My favorites :

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?
[TheXPhial] vaccuums
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
[TheXPhial] black holes
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
[TheXPhial] lava?

(Was this guy born stupid or is he just trying to piss his friend off ?? )

[xterm] The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

(Now wouldn't that be interesting ? I'd like to see the kid who thinks he can fly when wearing a Superman costume =D :evil: try applying it to these )

[Ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
[ChrisLMB] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[Ben174] : Where u work?
[ChrisLMB] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

(BUSTED !!!!!)

[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker

(I'd like to see that played out in real life :evil:)

[i8b4uUnderground] d-_-b
[BonyNoMore] how u make that inverted b?
[BonyNoMore] wait
[BonyNoMore] never mind

(Dumbass)

[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] | .
[Ouroboros] Whoops

(Seriously guys, have you nothing better to do ? )

[UKDJ|Planet] I swear to god
[UKDJ|Planet] I've just heard a duck tell a joke
[Jock] o...k
[UKDJ|Planet] there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
[UKDJ|Planet] one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
[UKDJ|Planet] then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
[UKDJ|Planet] it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

(..................come again ? )

[death09] my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
[ktp753] ouch.
[death09] yeah.i sent them to her dad

(BUSTEEEEED !!!!!!!! OUCH =S)

[Batty] Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
[zeep] rapc?
[Batty] ...
[Batty] Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
[zeep] oic
[Batty] Though you could also say it's missing an e
[zeep] wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

(stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid...yet strangely hilarious)

[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...

(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!)

[kyourek] There was a 23% drop in temperature.
[nappyjallapy] That's almost 25%!
[kyourek] ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard

(...................)

[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.

(Can someone really be THIS DUMB ?! he actually believed him !!)

[anamexis] oh man
[anamexis] I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
[anamexis] and it exploded
[anamexis] ALMOST all over my keyboard
[anamexis] but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
[anamexis] :<

(Hilarious though disgusting)

[DeadMansHand] haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
[DeadMansHand] we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
[DeadMansHand] took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
[DeadMansHand] i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
[DeadMansHand] What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
[Thirteen-] uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
[DeadMansHand] holy fuck.
[DeadMansHand] i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
[DeadMansHand] im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
[DeadMansHand] if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
[Thirteen-] will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
[Tyran] wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
[Thirteen-] haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
[PeteRepeat] fucking ken
[PeteRepeat] ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
[quiqsilver] pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
[PeteRepeat] oh fuck.
[PeteRepeat] if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
[Thirteen-] rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
[Tyran] i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

(That's why you should never leave your friends)

[DragonflyBlade21]: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

(Ohh so true...)

too tired to write this but check it out

got anything funnier ?

Sordid Society: Prejudice*

Celebrated and famous psychologist Sigmund Freud once said that the greatest motivator of humankind and human behavior is fear.

And it never ceases to amaze me how society embraces this concept, albeit somewhat unconsciously.

Everyday, we pass judgment on someone, even if we don't even know whom he or she is actually like. You know the feeling. You may not even have to be actually seeing the person. Possibly you heard a story from a friend or a rumor that is spreading widely. Maybe even when you see what they have written.

Now, of course, many people will say here that they aren't prejudiced at all. And that is a load of crap. We are naturally born to judge what we like and don't like. It is something that we gain through the experiences in our lives and what we are exposed to. We cannot help it, since it is ingrained in us somewhat instinctively to discriminate. One such case is the classic fire example. When you were a small child, and your guardian told you not to touch the fire, whether it is the flame on the stove or somewhere else, what was the first thing you did? You touched it. And you got burned. What happened?

You learned not to touch fire again. Why? You'd get hurt. And you don't want to get hurt. So? Don't touch the fire.

These experiences – experiences that are essentially traced back to the concept of fear – shape us. No doubt we all have had similar experiences other than the example I used to make this point. I myself happen to be prejudiced against grapefruit. Greatly against grapefruit. And maybe that is because of that silly diet my cousin tried a few years ago that I was also, forcibly, enforced to follow. What have I learned? Eating grapefruit everyday with a bit of cottage cheese and celery isn't a very nourishing meal every single day. Fear of starvation (yes, starvation, for I was young and my portions small) influenced my dislike. Also, that diet didn't work. I have the sneaking suspicion that my cousin was sneaking in food in at the time (like he normally does). I can't speak any ill of that, since I had done the same. And I won't deny that I would have died without those cookies my friend's mother sent me.

But I think we can all agree that those prejudices are otherwise harmless, even essential to the basic knowledge of an individual. If not, then we would probably be wondering why putting our hands in the fire burns all the time and continue to it all the time.

However, it is when prejudice is used to purposely hurt or damage when it is harmful. It has been done over the centuries and millennia of human consciousness. Let's imagine a small child falls down in the typical mind-numbingly normal park and begins to cry, but their mother isn't paying attention. A teenager goes to help the child up, possibly stop its bawling, having only good intentions in mind. But this teenager has a bad reputation in the neighborhood, isn't very well-known outside rumor, whose clothing isn't in very good shape and is seen as more than a little odd. What happens? The child's mother immediately comes into the situation and starts on the teenager, as if they were the cause. Thus, the teenager is left being falsely blamed for something he didn't do. All because he was immediately judged on stories about him and his appearance.

Happened to me on at least three occasions. I never figured out how I was always seen as the troublemaker, when my cousin is off toeing the line of the law. The irony of it all.

It isn't just on a local level either, but it is particularly glaring in the larger perspective of the world, especially in recent times. Prejudice was one of the major elements of the rise of Adolf Hitler of Nazi Germany and his discriminating views killed millions of innocent people, including Jews, gypsies, Slavs, homosexuals, and other groups. Segregation was a large part of the United States culture until it was outlawed in the mid-sixties, those of African descent separated from the whites in education, public transportation, facilities, and more. Apartheid in South Africa supported the whites of that country, 20% of that nation's people. And close to our own British history deals with India, where the untouchables were the lowest of the low and barely allowed into towns. And through out the times, women had been looked down upon as subordinate to men. It took inspirational leaders such as Martin Luther King, Jr., Nelson Mandela, Mahatmas Gandhi, and others to alert us to the way we were inhumanly treating these groups of people. But just because these people and more have alerted us to the problem, doesn't mean that it isn't there. We see it all the time, whether we tolerate it, disapprove of it, are part of it, are victimized from it.

But what motivates this behavior though? Is it some fear of feeling inferior and lowly? Why do we do this? Certainly, we don't want to hurt other people purposely. There must be some element of fear to keep others in a position that we have power over, so we feel more secure. Fear for our safety, does that motivate us to discriminate against others?

I wouldn't know. As you can probably judge, I'm not a psychologist and certainly not Freud.

I hope you walk away with something from this. Also, I apologize in advance to those who revere grapefruit and all grapefruity things as well the grapefruit industry. I have no intention of offending you, but see it from my position if you will. I would think that eating grapefruit for breakfast, lunch, and (yes, and) dinner continuously for little over a month gives me some kind of entitlement. Now, I implore you to make your judgment on this intrepid, aspiring, grapefruit-hating writer.

Do your worst.

---Harrison Evan

Makes many kinds of sense when applying it to normal, everyday life, doesn't it ?
As for me, I like to think of myself as not prejudiced against anyone. (except el hay2a..get into that later) but still if everyone realized that they have this kind of behavior, the world would be a better place.
Or a bit more bearable than it is now.
Maybe.
*(I didn't write this. That was Genesis. I'm just a big big fan.)

30 Questions i can't get out of my head (Part I)

1) How come 75% of Kuwait's population are immigrants ?
2) Why are almost all Ittihad players black ?
3) And why does everyone hate al-Ittihad so much ?
4) On the same subject, why don't Saudis play profesionally in europe or something ?
5) Is our glorious national team expecting to win ANY game at the world cup ?
6) Why do people hate Chelsea ?
7) Why is the Saudi flag green ?
8) Why do Arabs think if anything bad happens that it's a jewish conspiracy ? =s
9) Why don't Iraqi people do what Gandhi did ?
10) Why do Najdis think they're better than everyone else ?
11) Why don't we have any theaters ? Get on with it already !!
12) Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road ?
13) Did AIDS really start when Africans humped monkeys ?
14) Which came 1st, the egg or chicken ?
15) Why do girls care so much about their toes ?
16) Why are wolves incredibly cool ?
17) Do Saudi girls actually WANNA drive ?
18) How come there aren't beter hospitals for mentally ill people ?
19) HOW THE HELL CAN ONE GUY AFFORD 4 WIVES AND # CHILDREN ON ONE SALARY ?!?!
20) Why aren't there any musical teaching classes here ?
21) Why are most Saudi women fat ?
22) Why are they cancelling Joey ?!
23) Do people still watch reality tv shows ?
24) Why is much of what is passed for music these days is crappy and sucks ?
25) And whats up with the RETARDED so-called artists showing up every day like weeds ? And their crappy music videos with ugly girls dancing around like slutty...sluts ?!
26) When are we gonna get to visit other Gulf states without passports ?
27) Why isnt there trees which grow money ?
28) Why isnt there cows that can fly ?
29) What if there was a holiday called "Sex Day" ?
30) And people actually celebrated it here in Saudi ? =D

Random

"I Smoked


a Mexican


Because I was High"



Did you guys see this thing ? it rocks !!
Come on let's see how yours turns out :

Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an I-pod
12-------a banana
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------Because I cant control myself


Put the phrases together, type the phrase.
Whad u get ?

First Post !! WOOHOO !!

Hey !! So this is my first post... expected some fireworks and pompous speeches given by loving fans, but oh well.
Anyway you can call me elmo or insane guy.... or whatever tickles you, I don't really mind.
I'm actually the worst writer EVER (had to farm out a french essay to the bio teacher once) but eventually you'll get used to me. Why am I writing this you ask ? well cus i'm in no mood for studying (finals start in 5 days !! yikes !!) and probably cus i'm up early. So sit back, check back here every now and then, and you may just find a new favorite person (highly optimistic you are insane guy)
peace.


NOTE: I'm insane guy and -----> he's elmo (hi !! I'm elmo)
Alternating personalities... nothing to worry about.