Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not ask questions. We already know the answer. It is kill. It is always kill.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja eats only one thing for breakfast. That thing is fear, with a side of bacon.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja does not drink rum unless it is mixed with the blood of our enemies.
Female Rogue Pirate Ninjas can only have sex with other rogue pirate ninjas. Her pussy would kill a normal man.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not have children. We do however, on occasion, spawn a tiny Satan.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not sleep. We run until we are not tired anymore.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not use weapons. We do our killing the old fashioned way, with our bare hands.
The skull and bones on a Rogue Pirate Ninja’s flag are always real.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja does not get drunk, no matter how much we drink. However, we are always slightly buzzed.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja does not feel remorse. The only remorse felt is by those who cross a Rogue Pirate Ninja.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas believe in a supreme being. This is because we are the supreme beings.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not bleed. We drip motor oil.
Chuck Norris once met a Rogue Pirate Ninja. He wet himself. Twice.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja is not born. We are forged from the bones of the people we killed before we were even created.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja’s ship is made out of blood. It floats out of sheer terror.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja does not cast a shadow; only a trail of dead bodies.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja fears only one thing; that there is no one left to kill.
A Rogue Pirate Ninja never fights one on one. We need multiple enemies to make it worth our while.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not hide our gold. We leave it in plain site. No one touches it.
A Rogue Pirate Ninjas does not cry when a comrade dies. This is because Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not die.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not breathe. It makes too much noise.
Rogue Pirate Ninjas only wear one color; darkness.
The sun has never shone on a Rogue Pirate Ninja. This is because we are too quick.
Fire can not hurt a Rogue Pirate Ninja. It can only make the motor oil less cold.
Written by xxoozero.
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6 comments:
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half pirate half niinja oO they're rogue b3d..
marra too much=P
zai "teenage mutant ninja turtles" seriously mutant turtles would have been enough!
hope not to meet one!!
i just realized how absolutely stupid the concept of a rogue pirate ninja is in real life. i mean, aren't pirates and ninjas from 2 waaaay different walks of life ?
still would be cool if i were one.
oh and thanks for the link fedo. LOL.
"Rogue Pirate Ninjas do not breathe. It makes too much noise"...lol thats hilarius hehehhe
No...
It can't be!
You mean...
I'm not human?
Cool.
*whips out nun-chucks and does something impressive with them*
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