Overheard

Explaining a Breakup To a Gamer

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl.
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible.

How I Imagine Job Interviews

Real Businessman: What would your friends say is your best quality?
Me: Well, I think they'd say that I have a great sense of humor.
RB: Really? Make me laugh.
Me: You mean, like, tell you a joke?
RB: Yeah, sure.
Me: O- okay. Knock knock--
RB: Get the fuck out of my office.

Sometimes You Just Have to Die Before You're Appreciated...

Caveman 1: Hey check this thing out, it's shaped like a circle and it moves around easier than big rocks.
Caveman 2: What are you gonna use it for?
Caveman 1: I don't know, but I'm gonna call it a wheel, just remember I invented the wheel.
Caveman 2: It's really not that great, what are you gonna do with it?
Caveman 1: I don't know dude, wheel it around I guess, shut up! You're always nay-saying! You did this when I invented the plate too!
Caveman 2: Well the wheel is the same thing as a plate, the only difference is it has a hole in the middle.
Caveman 1: Yeah, you're right, it's really not that great is it?
Caveman 2 : No, not really
Caveman 1: Wanna go kill a Woolly Mammoth?
Caveman 2: F*ck. Yes.

Orignally from here, here and here.

Exams in a week. Pray for me. Laterz.

Song of the Moment
Make Me Better- Fabulous feat. Ne-Yo